I have set up my Google home page to show me quotes of the day and found a few that are worth sharing...I'm thinking I'll share them as they come, instead of building up a list...more fun that way!
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
- Victor Hugo
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
- Quentin Crisp
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
- George Jean Nathan
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
- Evan Esar